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Colorado Police arrest crime film actors

(Ananova.com) Police in Colorado reportedly mistook actors making a crime movie for the real thing and arrested them.

Deputies handcuffed crew members and pointed a rifle at actor Chris Borden, says the Rocky Mountain News.

Borden, 25, one of the stars of low budget thriller Different Kinds, said: "It took a little while for me to realise I could've died for my art."

Larimer County sheriff's deputies had responded to a call from a park ranger reporting a hostage situation.

In the scene being filmed, Borden pistol-whipped a man who was trying to rescue a woman Borden had kidnapped.

"They told me I looked like I didn't care if I got shot because I had a criminal demeanour," Borden said.

Borden claims deputies told him the only reason they didn't shoot him was because they saw a cameraman.

Borden and director Eileen Agosta now both face disorderly conduct charges and are due in court in August.

"We're considering having the whole cast show up to say: "Hey, we were filming a movie"," Borden said.

(Ananova.com)

MISSOURI DOG BREEDER SAYS WOMAN
BEAT HIM WITH A DEAD CHIHUAHUA


From STLTODAY.COM:


A woman is accused of repeatedly hitting a dog breeder on the head with a dead Chihuahua puppy because she was upset it had died.

The Wentzville, MO woman, 33, whose name was being withheld pending charges, told police that she had taken the puppy to a veterinarian, who said it was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother.

But before the woman could return the puppy, it died.

Police gave this account:

The woman went to the breeder's home in St. Peters about 5:45 a.m. Wednesday.She pushed her way in and began fighting with the breeder and pulling her hair as she tried to make her way to the basement to get another puppy. The breeder wrestled the woman out of her house, but on the front porch, the woman hit the breeder over the head numerous times with the dead puppy, police said.

A neighbor heard the commotion and asked the breeder if she needed help. The breeder told the neighbor to call police, and the woman retreated to her car with the carcass.

As she pulled away, the woman waved the dead puppy out of the car's sunroof and yelled threats at the breeder, police said. She later called the breeder and threatened her and her family, according to court records.

The breeder did not seek medical attention, police said, but she and two other people in the home got temporary orders of protection against the dog owner. The breeder declined to comment, and the dog owner could not be reached.

Police did not know the weight of the dead puppy, but a Chihuahua weighs just 2 to 6 pounds when grown.

Police said they are applying for felony burglary charges against the dog owner, for entering the home, and misdemeanor assault charges.


OBESE DOG IN REHAB
Fed steady diet of beer, doughnuts. Too fat to stand up.

MARICOPA COUNTY, Ariz. -- An extremely overweight dog is being rehabilitated after being fed a diet of beer and doughnuts.

When the Arizona Humane Society took in "Sessa," she weighed almost three times as much as she should have and couldn't even stand.

"This is quite unique to actually have a dog that cannot get up because she's so overweight," said Alexis Boyle of the Humane Society.

The scale-busting diet was not illegal in Arizona, reported NBC Phoenix station KPNX-TV. (MORE)

YOU GO NOW!
Family booted from Chinese Buffet;
owners say their snotty kids wasted too much food.


Des Moines, IA -- Wendy Dershem, her boyfriend and her two children were kicked out of a restaurant last week after management accused her of leaving too much food on her plate.

"They told us we are not welcome there anymore," said Dershem, a repeat customer at the Dragon House buffet. "We waste too much food. But the buffet is all you can eat. And you know kids. They won't always eat everything and they want something else."

Dershem said she paid her $5.95 fee on Saturday but was abruptly told to leave after eating one plate of food.

Employees said they had been watching her family on previous trips to the restaurant and were fed up with her habits.

"They just take one bite and throw it away," said cashier Lin Huyen. "They take four egg rolls and crab ragoon, take one bite of egg roll and throw the whole plate. That is wasting food."

Dershem said she was shocked by the scolding and complained to management when she paid her check. "It was embarrassing. ... If it's a one-stop buffet, post it," she said.

Dragon House manager Kent Cao said his restaurant offers all you can eat buffet, not all you can waste. Dershem's family took food, didn't finish it and then piled on the same food again, he said.

Associated Press
Alan Wagmeister , Special Projects Producer
created: 5/7/2006 10:46:47 AM

Man hands over wife to pay debt

(Ananova.com) - A Romanian man has handed over his wife to a creditor as payment for his debts.

Emil Iancu, from tIghisu Nou, gave his wife Daniela to 72-year-old Jozef Justien Lostrie when he turned up on his doorstep to collect a £1,800 debt.

Iancu said: "I had no money to pay the debt and when I told Lostrie he said he would take my wife instead.

"I was scared of what he would do and so I signed a document saying Daniela would live with him."

But Daniela says the deal has proved better for her.

"Before I had to clean the house and look after our three children on my own, while Emil did nothing, but now I'm treated like a guest and hardly have to raise a finger," she said.

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